"No! Don't make me go back to that Cursed Pep Band Home Page!"
Announcer: It's Bowl season again! So get ready for the excitement, the Precise drills, and the Pageantry of College Marching Bands, but first .. It's the AWARD WINNING VIRGINIA FIGHTING CAVALIER INDOOR OUTDOOR PRECISION MARCHING PEP BAND AND CHOWDER SOCIETY REVIEW UNLIMITED!!!
The government has shut down once again and all non- essential employees have been sent home. No news yet on when Gingrich and Clinton will return to work.
Form: FUR--LO
Song: Think
Ann: Shocking News: With only two days left in his term, Baby New Year has been stripped of his crown. Apparently he was abusing Flinstone vitamins.
Form: 1995 => 1996
Song: Good Ol' Song
Ann: FLASH! Sit UGA sit! . . . Good Dog! . . . WOOF!!!
Ann: Get up Wahoos and cheer on your ACC Champion Cavaliers
Form: WOOF
Song: Rock and Roll
Half-time:
Ann: Like Sherman through Georgia it's . . . THE AWARD WINNING VIRGINIA FIGHTING CAVALIER INDOOR OUTDOOR PRECISION MARCHING PEP BAND AND CHOWDER SOCIETY REVIEW UNLIMITED!!!!
Form: ESPN
Song: ESPN Sportcenter theme
Ann: The government shutdown has resulted in the closing of Arlington National Cemetery, which is really terrible because people are just dying to get in.
Form: NO $
Song: Runaway
Ann: FLASH!
(band dances around while holding their hands up to their heads like antlers)
Ann: I feel like reindeer tonight, like reindeer tonight. . . . Reindeer, The other, other white meat.
Person #1: I want to watch skeet shooting!
Person #2: I want to watch the high jump!
Person #3: lets watch both!
(Managers jump over a pole and are shot in mid flight by the starter's pistol.)
Form: OUCH
Song: Olympic Fanfare and theme
Ann: The Pep Band has learned that Newt Gingrich, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Turner have the same New Years Resolution. . . . WORLD DOMINATION. . . . Good luck! and may the best ma. . . person win!
Form: GIMME
Song: Everybody's Everything
"No! Don't make me go back to that Cursed Pep Band Home Page!"