Pre-game

2 people play football on the field.

Voice1:  Car!
              (The two people move aside and the car drives by)
Voice1:  Game On!
              (They start playing again)
Voice1:  Banana!       (Same Gag)
               Game On!
Voice1:  Scramble Band!
Voice2:  What?
Announcer:  It's the Award Winning Virginia Fighting Cavalier Indoor
Outdoor Precision? Marching Pep Band and Chowder Society Review Unlimited!

Formation:  Pac-Man

Announcer:  The Movie "Showgirls" Openned last friday, starring former
"Saved by the Bell" star Elizabeth Berkly.  Former Co-star Screech, not
to be outdone,  will be releasing a movie of his own . . . "The Packwood
Diaries"

Music:  Everybody's Everything

Formation:  59

Announcer:  (during scramling)Please Stand by while the Pep Band installs
Pep Band 95

Oops!  maybe we should have made sure this one worked before releasing
it to the public.

Music:  Think

Formation:  Grail

Announcer:    While removing the Astroturf from Scott Stadium, the Athletic
department made some amazing discoveries:  $777 in spare change,

Jimmy Hoffa, The Holy Grail, and hey, My TV remote, thanks guys!

[rha ra stuff deleted]

Wake Forest, September 30, 1995

Half Time

Announcer: (in extremely mellow voice) This week the band will attempt
something innovative! That's right, its the New, kinder gentler pep band
with its first ever baton and dance corps.  So please welcome The Award
Winning Virginia Fighting Cavalier Indoor Outdoor Precision? Marching Pep
Band and Chowder Society Review, Unlimited

(Band Skips out onto field and into formation while the theme from the
smurfs is playing over the PA)

Formation:      Heart

Music:  Joy to the World

(Managers do Baton schtuff during song.  throw batons in the air and then
duck for cover, fight with each other etc.)

Formation:      Bomb

Announcer:      The Pep Band has intercepted secret Republican documents.
however, we were extremely puzzeled to discover two blank pages.  Party
insiders have since informed us that these are the new Republican
environmental and social agendas.

Music:  Live and Let Die!

(Managers do Rockettes style high kick line dance thing while the band plays)

Announcer:  The Pep Band would now like to do a tribute to the movie
"Waterworld".
(bomb explodes) fuse of bomb goes to bomb and an explosion is played over
the PA at which point the band scrambles outwards for about 20 yards and
then runs off the field

Flash!  This will end your Pep Band 95 Session.
(windows chime over PA to disperse band instead of the gun)

Formation:  arches in the endzone

Music:  Cav Song!