NC State Pregame Funtime

(Three guys in sweats with Frisbees are at midfield, band on
sidelines)
Is everybody ready for some exciting Frisbee dog action?...
                          Too Bad!
It's the draft dodging, pot smoking but not inhaling, wife
cheating, tax raising, double faced... oh, uh, sorry I must
have been thinking of Bill Clinton... It's really the Award-
Winning Virginia Fighting Cavalier Indoor/Outdoor
Precision(?) Marching Pep Band and Chowder Society Revue,
Unlimited!!!!!!

The dangers in today's society have compelled the Pep Band
to abandon the concept of free love.  From now on, we will
be charging five bucks.
Formation:   $5
Music:  The Love Boat

Just in time for the graduating class of 1993, NC State is
proud to announce the release of Compact Disk diplomas.  A
simple gesture which will mean so much to those NC State
graduates who are unable to read.
Formation:  REED
Music:  Gimme Some Lovin'

 

              UVa Pep Band Halftime Crazybread

(Three people in BDU's are behind a door at midfield.  Band
is creeping up on them)
Hicks:  Just forget it.  Game over, man.  Game over!
Ripley:  Shut up, Hicks.  Vasquez, can you get a reading?
Vas:  Si.  They're at 50 yards... 40, 30 yards...
Hick:  Oh, man!  This is going to look worse than  the Navy
game.
     They're all over us, man!
Vas:  20 yards.  10 yards!  Caramba!  They're right outside
the door.
Band:  Knock knock!
Rip:  Uh, who's there?
Band:  WA!!!
Rip:  Wa who?  Oh, I get it... it's Award-Winning Virginia
Fighting Cavalier Indoor/Outdoor Precision(?) Marching Pep
Band and Chowder Society Revue, Unlimited!!!!!!

Fashion conscious citizens are concerned that statehood for
Washington D.C. would leave an uneven row of stars on the
American Flag.  The Pep Band has a solution:  just drop
North Carolina.
Formation:  NC (dissolves slowly into nothingness)
Music:  I Can't Turn You Loose

To prepare the White House for the arrival of president-
elect Bill Clinton, the Pep Band Interior Designing Society
suggests the following  decorating hints:
     1.  Replace the Presidential portrait with a Velvet
        Elvis.
     2.  Add a trophy room for all of his war memorials.
     3.  Uproot the White House Rose Garden and replace it
        with grass (but don't inhale).

     Formation:  A house (to the Alums)
Music:  Jailhouse Rock

Flash:  These scores just in:
               21 to 3
               20 to 7
          and this partial score:   13

As the 1992 home football season draws to a close, we now
invite you all to join in the Good Ol' Song as we salute all
of  our fourth years with this special toast designed just
for you... thanks a lot, folks!
Formation:  the classic bottle and glass
Music:  Good Ol' Song