The Show at 30,000 ft.

Like General Custer through Montana, Iiiiiit's the Award-Winning
Virginia Fighting Cavalier Indoor/Outdoor Precision(?) Marching PEP Band
and Militia Society Revue, Unlimited!!!

Q: Why do Tek students put their diplomas in the back windshield of their
trucks?
A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Some warnings about Montana:
1. Do not enter any buildings with signs in front saying, "United
American Front Against (insert your government agency here)."
2. Aviod men wearing camoflage and American flags
3. Please remember, it's prounounced Butte. (B'yoot)

A big get well soon from the Pep band to Tiffany Bower.
And congratulations to Debbie Ryan and the women's basketball team for
making it to the sweet sixteen for the 11th year in a row!

The least popular In-flight movies of all time.
6. Die Hard II
5. Passenger 57
4. Fearless
3. Twilight Zone: The Movie
2. Executive Decision
and the least popular of all time.
1. Alive

If you found any of these jokes funny it was not due to actual humor
content; it was due to the lack of oxygen in the air at 31,000 ft.