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                   Merryland, the Pregame

There is nothing wrong with the football field.  (Band runs
onto the field)  Do not attempt to adjust the halftime show.
We control the transmission.  We control the horizontal.
(Band lies down)  We control the vertical.  (Band stands up)
We can make it loud.  (Band plays loud)  We can make it
soft.  (Band goes "SHHHH!")  For the next five minutes, we
will control all you see and hear.  You are about to
experience the awe and mystery that reaches from the inner
minds of... THE AWARD-WINNING VIRGINIA FIGHTING CAVALIER
INDOOR/OUTDOOR PRECISION(?) MARCHING PEP BAND AND CHOWDER
SOCIETY REVUE, UNLIMITED!!!

We hope everyone is excited about next Saturday's appearance
of the Village People at Mem Gym.  Although the Pep Band is
the Village People's number one fan, we cannot attend this
concert because we'll be (sung) "In The Navy."
Music:  In the Navy

Formation:  Anchor
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This message from long-time Cavalier fan and Vice President
Dan Quayle arrived at Pep Band Communications Headquarters
this Friday.  As we present his message on the field, Mr.
Quayle wishes UVA the best of luck against the visiting
Terrapins of Maryland.
Music:  Cav Song intro
Formation:  WINE
(pause)  OOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (play rest of Cav Song)
Formation:  WIN!
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise for the playing
of the National Anthem....
Music:  SSB
Band:  UVA USA

                    End o' the pregame...

                    Merryland, The 1/2time
                              
Attention first years!
Is your roommate no longer able to walk in a straight line?
Has he been telling some really, really bad jokes lately?
Has she taken to wearing funny hats, loud ties and orange
vests?
The roots of the problem may lie deeper than you imagined!
This is not just a phase, it's THE AWARD-WINNING VIRGINIA
FIGHTING CAVALIER INDOOR/OUTDOOR PRECISION(?) MARCHING PEP
BAND AND CHOWDER SOCIETY REVUE, UNLIMITED!!!

Alumni, drop your peanuts and put your hands together for a
quick Pep Band poll.  If the election were held today,
     How many of you would vote for President Bush?
     How many of you would vote for Governor Clinton?
     And, finally, how many of you would like it?
Music:  The Muppets Theme
Formation:  ?
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Band divides into three balanced groups, which occupy three corners of the field.)
Inspired by the novel TripleCast coverage of the Olympic
games, the Pep Band now offers three jokes, three songs, and
three formations simultaneously:

Why do giraffes eat so little?  Because a little has to go a
long way!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?  Time
to get a new fence!
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far
to walk!

Music:  Cav Song, 1, 2, & 3, and Rugby Road simultaneously
Formations: Square, Circle, Triangle
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a more serious note, the Pep Band sympathizes with all
the victims of the recent natural disasters that have
plagued our nation.  Always doing its part, the University
has decided to provide additional shelter for those left
homeless.  Applications for the New College will be
available after today's game.
Music:  Runaway
Formation:  A house

We thank you for not leaving to buy a hot dog and hope you
enjoy the rest of the game.  Today's show was brought to you
by the letters U and J, and, for all you engineers out
there, the number e.
                   End o' the halftime...