Ga Tek, The Pregame

          (Band goes to four corners of the field)
        OK fans, we've got a great new cheer for you...
       (Band fragments enter as their name is called)
Food!  Clothing!  Shelter!  Pep Band!


     Now it's time for our new outrageous pregame
contest, Beat the Pep Band and Win a Prize!!!!!!!  This
week, we give one of YOU a helmet, a sack of potatoes,
and a chance to penetrate the Pep Band Wall of Death
and win free tuition.  Now, would you all please give
it up for this week's lucky contestant... Orville
Armstrong!

Music:  "Monday Night Football"
Formation: Square

BANG!

     In a recent Gallup poll of college students, our very
own University Journal topped the charts as the best paper
in the nation.  Also receiving high marks were Charmin,
White Cloud, and Saniwipe.
(Band tosses toilet paper)

Music:  "Wipeout"
Formation:  Toilet paper roll

BANG!!

     Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise for the
national anthem....

Music:  SSB
Formation:  UVA to USA

BANG!!! and off the field...



                    Ga Tek, the Halftime

(There are ten "bowling pins" at midfield.  Band forms
"bowling ball" near the end zone.  Ball rolls onto field and
crashes into the pins)

     Band forms: CRPA
     And now for today's Pep Band-Preparation-H Halftime
Challenge:
     Can you unscramble these letters before we do to find
out what kind of food is served at O-Hill? (drum roll, form
CARP)  That's right, you guessed it... hearty CARP... and
that's just one of ARA's many enticing entrees.

BANG!!!!

     Band forms: SPIS
     With one Jumbo Jumble under your belt, we offer you
this colossal cryptic creation as a suggestion for what you
may want to take the next time you consume your favorite
beverage... (drum roll, Band forms SIPS)... Remember, if you
are going to drink, take small SIPS and make it last.

Music:  Rugby Road

BANG!!!!!

FLASH:  Beef... it just makes you feel good.

BANG!!!!!!

     You've seen us streak the lawn!
     You've seen us triplecast!
     Now, drop your jaws as the Pep Band's own piccolo
section spans the Pep Band Canyon in the world's first ever
attempted horizontal bungee jump.

Music:  Hawaii 5-O
Formation: Pep Band Canyon of Death

BANG!!!!!!!

Formation:  Concert V
Music:  Centerfold

     Please disperse... (Band stops) PLEASE disperse.  You
are violating the Charlottesville noise ordinance.  Please
disperse... thank you.
               (Band disperses off the field)