Florida State Pregame Show


Person: Hey guys, you need tickets?
Announcer:  Tickets? We don't need no stinking tickets, We're
the Award Winning Ticket Scalping Virginia Fighting Cavalier
Indoor Outdoor Precision Marching Pep Band and Chowder Society
Review Unlimited!

Announcer:  Iraqi elections were held recently and Sadam
Hussein won in a landslide.  Those voters polled responded that
they wanted a strong leader who was not afraid to use violence
to achieve his ends.  Oddly enough, second place in the
election went to the gun toting Chanello's Pizza driver

Form:  20c
Song:  Jailhouse Rock


Announcer:  The Pep band noticed that both of tonight's mascots
have been known to ride horses while at their home stadium.
The Pep band seized this once a year opportunity to bring you
the first ever mascot jousting!

Form:  Coliseum Bleachers.  (concentric arches)
Song:  Children of Sanchez

(while band plays Sanchez, a cav and a seminole, both riding
sticks with horse heads gallop towards each other, the cav with
a lance and the Seminole with a spear, and joust.  Around the
end of the song the cav should win and then stand victorious
with his foot on the chest of the seminole.)

Announcer:  In a showing of solidarity with the three women
protesters who walked topless down the lawn two weeks ago, the
pep band will perform this next song topless.
(Band takes off hats)

Form:  stay in the same formation and just take off hats
Song:  Stripper

Announcer:  In honor of tonight's half time entertainment, the
truly amazing Marine Corp. Silent drill team, the pep Band
would like to perform is own award winning precision drill.

Form:  Precision Drill (mangers hold up signs with the letters
ACME in the handle)
Song:  Broadway  (trombone guillotine for drill bit)

The Pep Band has never been above sucking up to the networks to
get air time, so suck up with the Pep Band as the Cavs get
ready to Crush the Florida State Seminoles on national
television.

Form:  Same Formations, but the letters ACME turn over and spell ESPN
Music:  ESPN Sportcenter theme (that's right, TV slut attempt)